It's been two years that I have been vegan and now I, reluctantly, have to say that this is not the truth of me anymore. It is probably quite impossible to stay from any kind of animalistic eating upon a yacht. All of this has nothing to do with me purchasing these foodstuffs, for I haven't; every bit of food upon the yacht is of plant origin -- originally.
It's with some sympathy that I recognise that people not so very long ago were of the opinion that critters just spontaneously generated in foodstuffs. They'd put away a perfectly good bale of flour, beans, spices, and then come back to open the thing up and find that it'd been infested by some bug of choice. This seems to be true of life upon a yacht. I open up something I only put away a month ago and find ... critters.
( They're EVERYWHERE! )

