I began telling people that the reason I was still in Bundaberg was that I was awaiting for my autopilot to be fixed. It was the truth, in a way; the guy who owned the slipway we were staying at had offered to sell me a cheap tiller autopilot, and I was going to purchase it if it worked. It didn't. So began a back-and-forth sally of him attempting to fix it, trying it out, and him attempting to fix it again.
The last time he fixed and then gave it to back my father and I sat in the cockpit and watched as it apparently worked. Bzzt, bzzt, it went, as it corrected the "course" every time the yacht moved from the wash of boats going past.
"Looks like it works," said my dad. "We'll have to take it out for a spin."
I was sure it would work, and thought this taking it out for a spin bizzo was a waste of fuel, but all things should be checked nonetheless.
Next morning we turned the engine on, dropped lines, and set off on a slow chug down the river. Then Phil turned on the autopilot, let go of the wheel, and sat back to see what would happen.
( Just as well we did go out. )

